What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...