Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
No Drought.**
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
The Next Episode
The sequels are never as good as the originals.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Weak back.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
A change is as good as a rest !
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
