Weakness Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.