Dwayne Johnson
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
He's been living under The Rock.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Everyone takes him for granite.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Stick insects !
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
understand bull
Someone who takes everything literally
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
A carb-o-rater
A rocking Cher.
You hit rock bottom!
