Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Rock Star Jokes More Rock Star Jokes

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater