Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Dwayne Jokes More Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Rock Johnson Jokes More Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.