Dwayne Johnson
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
He's been living under The Rock.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Talking.
The coming of the Lord.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
A: A clam shouter.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
Divorce!
Close the door and go to .
Throw a flashbang into the room.
Because he takes everything for granite.
It's mistaken for granite.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
He uses the best ingredients.
Not enough minerals.
None, they were all minerals.
