Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Not enough minerals.
None, they were all minerals.
The wheelchair
Lettuce pray.
Everyone takes him for granite.
R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it
nose
Drop it in sparkling water.
A fruit by the foot
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
A flat minor.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.
50 pounds.
