Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
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Everyone takes him for granite.
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
None. That's a hardware problem.
He was on the rocks.
IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***
Current events
A topical rainforest.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
A carb-o-rater
Not enough minerals.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.