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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Dwayne Jokes More Dwayne Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater