Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

System Jokes More System Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Dwayne Jokes More Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!