Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
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Everyone takes him for granite.
Current events.
A topical rainforest.
Smallpox
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Not enough minerals.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
A bilingual chicken
A BIPOLAR BEAR
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Like a ROCK Star.
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Because he takes it for granite.
His boss always took him for granite.
