Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
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Everyone takes him for granite.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
You're always meeting new people.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
A carb-o-rater
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Current events.
Because they live under Iraq.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
He's been living under The Rock.
Like a ROCK Star.
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
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