Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A carb-o-rater
His diet was krill-in him.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
Everyone takes him for granite.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
None that's a hardware problem
Pair-o-Medics
You owe Eve an O.
Nobody takes him for granite.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Not enough minerals.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
The tea towel
Because tea leaves.