How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.