How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again