How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again