How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.