How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again