How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again