How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows