none, just upgrade to windows
None, we just swap out your whole house
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Fish.
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.