Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated