Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!