Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"