Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.