What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.