What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.