What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.