What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.