What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !