What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !