What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !