What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !