What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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For the insurance money.

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Just the tiger

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I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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Bit him naturally.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!