What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Electric Eel Jokes More Electric Eel Jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!