How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D