How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.