Because he felt his days were numbered.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
He felt Thor.
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
A calendar has a future...
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.