Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a joke?

My life...

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!