What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.