What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!