What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.