What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.