What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.