What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!