What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.