What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.