What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.