What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!