Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.