Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.