What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!