What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!