What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!