The Rice-child was born.
She had a ball
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Bear with me...
Brothel sprouts.
Cancer. :(
Cancer.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Rolls Rice
A: Because the rice falls through the grill