What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice