Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Using imperial units.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Make me one with everything."

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.