What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.