Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Rumor Jokes More Rumor Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

React Jokes More React Jokes

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react