Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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