Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"