Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.