Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Boston Harbor Jokes More Boston Harbor Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.