How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.