What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.