What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.