What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.