What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who wins the election?

America.

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again