What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

China Jokes More China Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u