What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.