What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Who will be rescued?

America.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.