What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)