How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Malaysian Airlines Jokes More Malaysian Airlines Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!