Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
An optical Aleutian.
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Well, its complicated.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Canadians became *penniless*
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
He brought the wrong carrion.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
They both think they can fly.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
Straight talk.
