How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds