How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds