How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

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To get to the other side.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds