How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds