What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.