What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."