What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!