How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again