I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Go axe your mother."
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Copper Nitrate.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
So they don't whistle on the way down.
Cat-burgers! (burglars)
You've got no beef soldier!
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again