How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again