How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again