How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."