Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.