What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D