What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?