What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Adenocarcinoma

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.