What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast