Wart Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.