Wart Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!