a play on warts
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Planters.
Wart's new
You get an a-wart!
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A battery hen !
metro gnomes
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Mr. Peanut
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Because he was outstanding in his field.
To go to the Gun Store!!
It was Nervous
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Because they never grow old