Wart Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.