Wart Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old