What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.