What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy