What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.