What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.