What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!