What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.