What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.