Winner Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.