What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.