What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.