What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.