What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah