What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.