Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.