When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime