When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

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You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime