What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.