What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.