What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold