What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.