What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment