What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.